Finale

Finale

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So I was 21 and a little bit drunk and very barefoot, wearing a dress and lying on the turf of the football field holding hands with a friend- with our backs on

Creating Things

Creating Things

By Jordan On 7:28 PM with 0 Comments
I saw something out of my nightmares today. It was a giant pink poodle, about the height of a building and as wide as a school bus. It was fluffy and vaguely the

Thanksgiving Cliché

Thanksgiving Cliché

By Jordan On 12:11 PM with 0 Comments
I feel like there isn’t anything I can write today that won’t slowly dissolve in to cliché. Thanksgiving is a sentimental holiday, and I am a sentimental person- as is probably evidently clear

On The Radio

On The Radio

By Jordan On 6:07 PM with 0 Comments
Not everything always fits together the way you would imagine it should. Early this summer my dad came to pick me up from staff orientation at the summer camp I work at, to

Presidential Turkey Pardon

Presidential Turkey Pardon

By Jordan On 5:16 PM with 0 Comments
The first time I really heard anything about Presidential turkey pardoning I was in 9th grade and watching The West Wing. There is a fabulous episode somewhere in season two where CJ- who

Hillel Hannukah

Hillel Hannukah

By Jordan On 8:36 PM with 0 Comments
My family has about 8 menorahs. There is the large silver one that we all light together, the baseball bat one that belongs to my brother, the set of chairs in a row

A Poem of Cautious Optimism, A Poem of Indifference, and a Poem of Love

A Poem of Cautious Optimism, A Poem of Indifference, and a Poem of Love

By Jordan On 3:41 PM with 0 Comments
After the last time I posted a poem on this blog my dad called me and said he had no idea that i wrote poetry. Which seemed crazy to me, but it did

I Don't Have Many Friends, But I Do Have A Cat

I Don't Have Many Friends, But I Do Have A Cat

By Jordan On 6:57 PM with 0 Comments
My high school was located right down the road from the Maryland Renascence Festival. This means that dudes in suits of amour, jousting, and very drunk middle aged women in corsets leaving fairly

What's In A Name?

What's In A Name?

By Jordan On 5:53 PM with 0 Comments
My parents are very bad at naming children. This isn’t to say that I don’t like my name, or that I don’t like my brother’s name, but it is to say that my

Misfits, Freaks and Derelicts

Misfits, Freaks and Derelicts

By Jordan On 7:25 PM with 0 Comments
We all have to start somewhere. Every adventure, every journey, every book, every job, every meal, every movie, every walk, has to begin with something. My college experience began in the basement of

Squirrels

Squirrels

By Jordan On 6:54 PM with 0 Comments
I’m not what you would call an animal person. Cats and dogs kinda freak me out, and Petsmart sounds more like a haunted house then a place where I want to spend any

Romanticizing Places

Romanticizing Places

By Jordan On 6:41 PM with 0 Comments
I’m no stranger to romanticizing places. Those who know me- even just a little bit- know that the summer camp I attended and now work at holds a place in my heart reserved

Tearing Egg Cartons

Tearing Egg Cartons

By Jordan On 10:17 PM with 0 Comments
My friends and I used to joke that there should be a room on campus where you can just go and yell until you can't yell anymore or until you've forgotten why you

Die Vampire Die

Die Vampire Die

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“There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate